Sunday, April 30, 2006
what do you think?
my husband has a great business venture- and i wanted to share. he wants to start our own business caring for the pets of those who are taken away by the rapture. that's right- for a starting price of only $19.95 a month(until you are taken) we will guarantee to take care of your pets after you are taken to heaven to live with jesus. we will provide food, shelter and healthcare for those pets whose owners are too holy to keep them. while i realize that good christians should eschew having pets for this reason, there are those who may have only recently been 'baptized by faith' and therefore already had said pets. no matter- we will not discriminate.
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absolutely, i am sure that there are quite a few holier-than-thou folks down under. you could start with that chick at the mall.
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