I Apparently, am a suspicious looking sumbitch as well. I (we) fly to California an average of twice a year, and since 911 and the inception of the TSA joke, I have been pulled out of line every time for an inspection, occasionally very detailed.
We have resigned ourselves to leaving extra extra early. While it violates every right we used to have, I get my satisfaction when I'm finally allowed to rejoin humanity. Because when I know everything is searched, every question is asked, and my carry on's are once again in my hands, without fail, I turn to the nearest TSA officer, smile, and say very politely: "So tell me: Does my asshole still look exactly like George Bush?" I've gotten some hellacious threats of what's going to happen to me if I don't end my infidel ways, but so far, I fly on.:) They want to look at my asshole; I think it only polite to stick something in theirs!:P
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I Apparently, am a suspicious looking sumbitch as well. I (we) fly to California an average of twice a year, and since 911 and the inception of the TSA joke, I have been pulled out of line every time for an inspection, occasionally very detailed.
We have resigned ourselves to leaving extra extra early. While it violates every right we used to have, I get my satisfaction when I'm finally allowed to rejoin humanity. Because when I know everything is searched, every question is asked, and my carry on's are once again in my hands, without fail, I turn to the nearest TSA officer, smile, and say very politely: "So tell me: Does my asshole still look exactly like George Bush?" I've gotten some hellacious threats of what's going to happen to me if I don't end my infidel ways, but so far, I fly on.:) They want to look at my asshole; I think it only polite to stick something in theirs!:P
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