Tuesday, December 01, 2009

laughter is the best medicine

courtesy of my buddy diane :) enjoy :)

Moms in Group Therapy...

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children.

"You all have obsessions," he observed.

To the first mother, Mary, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy."

He turned to the second Mom, Ann: "Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."

He turned to the third Mom, Joyce: "Your obsession is alcohol. This too shows itself in your child's name, Brandy."

At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, quietly got up, took her little boy by the hand, and whispered, "Come on, Dick, this guy has no idea what he's talking about. Let's pick up Peter and Willy from school and get some dinner.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

It follows then, that if you name your children, Track, Bristol, Willow, Piper, Trig, ......?

Robert Rouse said...

OMG! I must be obsessed with the Beatles. I named my kids Harrison and McCartney!!!! ACK!

jams o donnell said...

Good one Betmow! Just as well no child was named fanny.. then fanny means something different in the UK

an average patriot said...

That's funny as hell Billie!

David G said...

Great to read a bit of humour, Betmo. Keep up your good work. The world need it!

Cheers