words of wisdom?

well, there is a bit more than an hour before our fearless leader addresses the nation on the ominous subject of immigration. he is proposing to use national guard troops to patrol the border and stem the tide of illegal central and south americans from invading our wasp nation. while he insists that the troops would be a temporary solution, mexican presidente vicente fox called with his knicker in a twist about a militarized border between the two countries. not to be out done, canada had to jump into the fray and be outraged over us policing the border with them. what gives? don't they know that we are an anti social country? don't they know that we like american bacon better- and the pigs don't end every sentence with 'eh'? now, i don't know what the heck bush is thinking, but at least we still like australia-and they like us-thanks mate. oh wait....